My Convertible Life

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Moody Toddler Available to a Good Home

FREECYCLE LISTING:

One rapid-mood-swing toddler.

No batteries required. Comes with her own sippy cup, snack pack and other accessories. Dressed inappropriately for the cool temps, but still very cute.

Activities alternate wildly between pouty, wailing, stink eye tantrum-throwing followed by sweet, sing-song, cuddle snuggling. Regular naptimes highly recommended.

Will throw in blanket, lovey and a fresh diaper if you can pick up before dinner.

10 comments:

  1. Do you ship to the West Coast? I'll take one.

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  2. Will you take a trade? I have a moody male version who likes to poop in his pants.

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  3. She can come to me! Much, much cheaper than my other children. I've got Nannies with nothing to do! Send her my way!!!!

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  4. I've been Googling ways to donate my own children to science today. I'm totally gonna try Freecycle instead.

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  5. If she comes with the pink cowgirl boots, I'll take her. I need to know what I am in for in the next couple of years.
    Amy

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  6. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to stuff L's pockets full of $20's and drop him off in a nice neighborhood hoping for the best.

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  7. Is she still available? We have some toys that need to be thrown around the living room, and are looking for a temperamental minion.

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  8. Too cute. Little angry ones are always so funny to me. Grouchy old people also make me laugh.

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  9. Great post that I bet we have all thought about before - my favorite part is the picture. That's one for the yearbook ad!!

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