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Friday, May 13, 2011

Friday's 5: More Crazy Things Parents Say

Parenting makes you say crazy things. Not just the things you swore you'd never say -- like I haven't yet said "Stop it or your face will freeze like that," but I do regularly tell my kids "Because I said so, that's why!"

Beyond those good 'ol classics, there are also those other, much more hilarious comments -- things that make sense in the context of the moment, but sound completely ridiculous after they've left your mouth.

You know, like "Jesus is not a drumstick" and other gems my kids have actually heard from me.

So, for your Friday entertainment, here's another round of Who Knows What the Hell I Meant When I Said These Winners..
  1. Stop that -- you can't blow bubbles with a bagel.
  2. My face is not a handle.
  3. Quit licking the carrots, please.
  4. Don't put your tutu in the ketchup.
  5. No, we cannot be naked on the neighbor's deck.
Leave a comment and let us enjoy the funniest thing you've said lately...


  1. Ohhhh - so many. Jumping to mind for me are "Stop licking the mailbox" and "We don't put our hands all over Jesus."

  2. The dog is not a napkin.
    I can't find a tissue, just flick it.

    I'm sure there are more but they come so fast and furious these days it's hard to remember.

  3. Our all time low: "Get your penis off this table, RIGHT NOW!"



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