Beyond those good 'ol classics, there are also those other, much more hilarious comments -- things that make sense in the context of the moment, but sound completely ridiculous after they've left your mouth.
You know, like "Jesus is not a drumstick" and other gems my kids have actually heard from me.
So, for your Friday entertainment, here's another round of Who Knows What the Hell I Meant When I Said These Winners..
- Stop that -- you can't blow bubbles with a bagel.
- My face is not a handle.
- Quit licking the carrots, please.
- Don't put your tutu in the ketchup.
- No, we cannot be naked on the neighbor's deck.
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