Who's there?
"Bossy."
Bossy who?
"Bossy!"
That was Junius earlier today telling us his first knock-knock joke -- we were so proud. Then he cracked up and continued...
"Knock knock..."
Who's there?
"Corn."
Corn who?
"Pizza!"
More laughing. Pippi joined in, because she always laughs when Juni is laughing.
"Knock knock..."
Who's there?
"Corn."
Corn who?
"Corn bread!"
Okay, that one almost made sense.
Then he started laughing and said, "That was funny. I just said food. Tee hee hee!"
Toddler humor rocks :)
Too funny! When my brother was little he would always tell this joke (I remember it because it was so funny in it's honesty):
ReplyDeleteWhy did the chicken cross the road?
-why?
I don't know.
He's 24 now, I need to ask if he's finally figured it out :o)
Are you sure he didn't get those from DAD?
ReplyDelete*snort*
ReplyDeleteDiet Coke up the nose. First thing in the morning. Thanks, Junius.